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Im you cant touch this

Chris says:
Sorry, back again. Msn signed out on me
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how dare thou leave me
Chris says:
I'm sorry baby I can change I swear
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no, you're hurt me for the last time, this is the last straw
Chris says:
Does that mean...?
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it means tomorow you either go to the clinic and fix it or we're through
Chris says:
I told you, they're lice not crabs
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no, i like the lice, we're getting you castrated, you're never cheating on me again, and if you dont ablige, ill have so many bullets put through your mothers face you wont know who it is
Chris says:
Psh, that's your threat?
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thats a promise
Chris says:
Then I see no reason to have the twins removed
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they will be removed to stop your sleeping about town
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resist and ill do it myself
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you think i dont know how to use a spoon?
Chris says:
I think you don't know how to use a razor
Chris says:
THERE, I SAID IT
Chris says:
Your pubes are a mess
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hey, you knowi was always a free bird, dammit it was not ment to be cut
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its ment to grow and be happy
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not cut and oppressed
Chris says:
There's things LIVING in there, I sleep out so I don't have to listen to all the chirping
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hey, do not offend my budgies, they're sencitive
Chris says:
They're fucking magpies
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that too...who can blame them? maybe if you got rid of your crabs there would'nt be magpies in there? ever think of that?
Chris says:
It's because you have that bloody prince albert, Magpies love anything shiny
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you're just jealous cause you cant attract birds to your cock
Chris says:
Not true
Chris says:
You remember that time I had thrush
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yeah....
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fuck you,you're getting castrated and thats final
Chris says:

Chris says:
Nein
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yes you are, the vets already on the way to mine.
Chris says:
He can go to your house all he wants
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yes, to get my sheers, then were comming for you
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and dont try to run
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theres a tracking devise in the urethra of your penis
Chris says:
I'll just stuff it in some random woman and then you'll have a job getting at it
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its hooked on the inerds of your penis
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with a titanium hok
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the oly way thats cuming out is if you cut your dick off
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and if you do
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i win anyway
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so you may as well give in
Chris says:
Why would I take out the tracking device?
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cause if you dont we find you and cut your balls off with the sheers
Chris says:
You can't afford a plane ride
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we're using the vets personal jet
Chris says:
I'll just sail out to sea
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we will land in ireland, use the RSPCA's personal helicopter, land on your boat, cut your balls off and leave you to bleed to death, whilst i make earings of your balls
Chris says:
You're going to land on a dingy?
Chris says:
I doubt it
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o we will, we have Arnold swartsan****r piloting
Chris says:
He's a politician
Chris says:
He's useless
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obviously we are talking about different people
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arnold schwarzenegger and Arnold swartsan****r are two different people
Chris says:
Oh, you're talking about the one in the suit with the 'fro
Chris says:
He's a /b/tard
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but a good helicopter driver
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so
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you're left with a choice
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run, andbe caught
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or take it on the chin
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either way
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by the timeall this is over
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you will suck my balls kyle