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ITS WAR!

Posted by cookie-monsta1 - August 12th, 2007


no not literally but soon i am going to be doing WAR games in the woods in my area (A minute part of the forest i live in)

We will have the whole set up flash bangs smoke grenades and frags wich when explode fire BB pelets everywere

we wont be using paintball guns

nooo

BB GUNS

really...fuckin...powerful one's

lets put it like this we go into the forest in teams hunt each other down in armor and shoot each other these BB pelets leave huge bruises even after hitting the armor

this is in a bid to not only get to shoot things but to get fit and healthy cause lord knows i aint in the best shape

Well thats all i gotta say ill update you how it goes not this weekend the weekend after next

wish me luck

im gunna get shot...shit loads cause this is with 20-35 year olds who have been doing this shit loads

bugger im fucked

ITS WAR!


Comments

Lol, have fun. Wish I could join you but the Atlantic ocean is pretty big. What kind of BB's are they? 6mm or bigger?

havent asked they're M16 bb guns though i bring picks soon :)

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars aint shinin
cause the skys too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin
long the side of me

Im mean n Im bad, yknow I aint no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy
Talkin about her n my bike n me...
n this ride up the mountain of mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin weird up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on...
But there was no reply
cause she was gone...

Wheres those titties that I like so well
n my goddamn beer!
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil...hes about this big...

He had a red suit on
An a widows peak
An then a pointed tail
n like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, you sonofabitch!
cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
n started cleanin his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: bang bang bang

Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
Gonna say?
You ate my chrissy? titties n all!
Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans
This tall?
Even her boots? would I lie to you?
Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true.
Well dont they pay you good for the
Stuff that you do?
Well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through...

Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer
So you just barf it back up now, devil,
Do you hear?

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil,
Do you understand? just what will you give me
For your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore,
Dont call me that
Thats about the only reason
...gimme that paper...bet yer ass Ill sign...
cause I need a beer, n its titty-squeezin time

Man, you cant fool me...you aint that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too...
n both of those suckers was worse n you...

Well, lets make a deal if you think thats true
I mean, youre the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

(improvised dialog)
Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
That you want to make a deal with me...

Thats very, very true
Im only interested in two things
Yeah?
See if you can guess what they are

I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky...

Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle

What?

Let go of your pickle!

Im not holding my pickle

Well, whos holding your pickle then?

I dont know...shes out in the audience...
Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold
My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?

Im only interested in two things, and thats
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
I dont know if youre the right guy?
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!

No! dont sign it! give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, cause thats magic ink!

And then the devil let go of his pickle
And out come my girl, there was her titties
Flop-floppin...all around the world

She said I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
And Im gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
Thats when the devil, he farted
And she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?

Lolwut? also pick of gun added delay in war games also turns out the date we were ment to go he's on holiday so a two-three week delay sorry folks