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Epicist convo EVER!!!

2008-03-18 17:06:05 by cookie-monsta1

Prepare to laugh

Im you cant touch this

Chris says:
Sorry, back again. Msn signed out on me
You cant touch this. says:
how dare thou leave me
Chris says:
I'm sorry baby I can change I swear
You cant touch this. says:
no, you're hurt me for the last time, this is the last straw
Chris says:
Does that mean...?
You cant touch this. says:
it means tomorow you either go to the clinic and fix it or we're through
Chris says:
I told you, they're lice not crabs
You cant touch this. says:
no, i like the lice, we're getting you castrated, you're never cheating on me again, and if you dont ablige, ill have so many bullets put through your mothers face you wont know who it is
Chris says:
Psh, that's your threat?
You cant touch this. says:
thats a promise
Chris says:
Then I see no reason to have the twins removed
You cant touch this. says:
they will be removed to stop your sleeping about town
You cant touch this. says:
resist and ill do it myself
You cant touch this. says:
you think i dont know how to use a spoon?
Chris says:
I think you don't know how to use a razor
Chris says:
THERE, I SAID IT
Chris says:
Your pubes are a mess
You cant touch this. says:
hey, you knowi was always a free bird, dammit it was not ment to be cut
You cant touch this. says:
its ment to grow and be happy
You cant touch this. says:
not cut and oppressed
Chris says:
There's things LIVING in there, I sleep out so I don't have to listen to all the chirping
You cant touch this. says:
hey, do not offend my budgies, they're sencitive
Chris says:
They're fucking magpies
You cant touch this. says:
that too...who can blame them? maybe if you got rid of your crabs there would'nt be magpies in there? ever think of that?
Chris says:
It's because you have that bloody prince albert, Magpies love anything shiny
You cant touch this. says:
you're just jealous cause you cant attract birds to your cock
Chris says:
Not true
Chris says:
You remember that time I had thrush
You cant touch this. says:
yeah....
You cant touch this. says:
fuck you,you're getting castrated and thats final
Chris says:

Chris says:
Nein
You cant touch this. says:
yes you are, the vets already on the way to mine.
Chris says:
He can go to your house all he wants
You cant touch this. says:
yes, to get my sheers, then were comming for you
You cant touch this. says:
and dont try to run
You cant touch this. says:
theres a tracking devise in the urethra of your penis
Chris says:
I'll just stuff it in some random woman and then you'll have a job getting at it
You cant touch this. says:
its hooked on the inerds of your penis
You cant touch this. says:
with a titanium hok
You cant touch this. says:
the oly way thats cuming out is if you cut your dick off
You cant touch this. says:
and if you do
You cant touch this. says:
i win anyway
You cant touch this. says:
so you may as well give in
Chris says:
Why would I take out the tracking device?
You cant touch this. says:
cause if you dont we find you and cut your balls off with the sheers
Chris says:
You can't afford a plane ride
You cant touch this. says:
we're using the vets personal jet
Chris says:
I'll just sail out to sea
You cant touch this. says:
we will land in ireland, use the RSPCA's personal helicopter, land on your boat, cut your balls off and leave you to bleed to death, whilst i make earings of your balls
Chris says:
You're going to land on a dingy?
Chris says:
I doubt it
You cant touch this. says:
o we will, we have Arnold swartsan****r piloting
Chris says:
He's a politician
Chris says:
He's useless
You cant touch this. says:
obviously we are talking about different people
You cant touch this. says:
arnold schwarzenegger and Arnold swartsan****r are two different people
Chris says:
Oh, you're talking about the one in the suit with the 'fro
Chris says:
He's a /b/tard
You cant touch this. says:
but a good helicopter driver
You cant touch this. says:
so
You cant touch this. says:
you're left with a choice
You cant touch this. says:
run, andbe caught
You cant touch this. says:
or take it on the chin
You cant touch this. says:
either way
You cant touch this. says:
by the timeall this is over
You cant touch this. says:
you will suck my balls kyle


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mastershake141mastershake141

2008-03-18 17:16:23

Extremely boring.


AzutomAzutom

2008-04-02 09:10:07

Boring indeed.

cookie-monsta1 responds:

indeed


idiot-busteridiot-buster

2008-04-12 20:39:44

nice lvl and b/p rank keep at it ;)


StrengthStrength

2008-04-14 23:24:08

That fucking sucked, fuck you faggot.


AzutomAzutom

2008-04-15 17:06:16

Also, you look like a smaller version of Yngwie Malmsteen in your pic. =D


RoosterRooster

2008-04-15 17:30:32

I seen you on MML last night.

I lol'd


Qawsxedisback05Qawsxedisback05

2008-04-25 11:24:02

lolwut?

Leave Newgrounds you fag.